Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Why does God hate Indonesia?

This is just a selected overview of some of the disasters to hit Indonesia over the last two years.

2007

Mar 7 - Airliner crashes on landing at Yogyakarta, killing several people.
Feb 9 - Authorities to disinfect Jakarta, thousands ill.
Feb 5 - Floods leave 340,000 homeless Death toll climbs to 25
Jan 1 - 102 killed when domestic flight crashes

2006

Dec 29 - Ship sinks in storm, 600 missing
Sep 29 - Boeing 737 collides with private jet in mid air, killing 154
Jul 17 - 650 dead as 7.2 earthquake triggers tsunami
Jul 9 - Russian S7 Airbus A-310 skids off runway, killing 124
Jun 22 - Flood toll passes 200
Jun 15 - Volcano eruption traps two
May 27 - Java earthquake kills 6,000, 20,000 hurt and 200,000 left homeless.
May 14 - New warning as volcano intensifies
May 12 - Red alert for volcano Mount Merapi
May 3 - Airbus crashes into Black Sea, killing all 113 people on board
Jan 3 - Java village buried by landslide

2005

Mar 28 - Quake kills at least 300 on island of Nias
Jan 19 - Tsunami deaths soar past 212,000

2004

Dec 24 - 9.0 quake leaves 212,000 dead


Of course, the Onion manages to make light of it all in style.

Friday, February 23, 2007

I LOVE Bic Camera!

I came home this evening to find the usual pile of junk mail and bills in the letterbox, including two from Bic Camera, which was a first. Both said "present inside" and expecting something with a cartoon cat drawn on it, I open them up with the sarcastic thought "It ain't no present unless you send me hard cash".

What followed was a true OMGWTF moment. They've sent me 10,000 yen (50 pounds) of vouchers! All as a reward for joining their fibre optic internet service! I wonder if they even meant to send me two sets... and it seems I can use the vouchers together, so YEAH!! Bic Camera RULES!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

A week inside my head.

This week I have mostly been wearing T-shirts made of stretchy material, wide-necked jumpers and zip-up tops.

Because last week I was mostly in hospital, having blood tests, on a drip and having my ear cut open and fiddled with while I was still conscious.

Having an operation on your eardrum while you're awake is no relaxing experience. Obviously, with the anaesthetic it didn't hurt, but you can still feel all sorts of pushing and shoving and worse still hear everything. I can only describe it as being like the various types of noise you get when you're tuning a radio between stations, played directly into the middle of your head.

Then there were some other joyful surprises. I think probably to cauterise blood vessels as they cut the ear round the back and prise it open to make more room in the ear canal, they don't use a plain old scalpel but some kind of heat implement. In short, I was treated to the light smell of my own flesh being burnt.

The next surprise came when the doctor said "I'm now going to use a hammer and chisel to chip off some parts of the bone" - and I was subjected to repeated pounding of the skull. Again, there was no pain, just the surreal thought that someone was "sculpting" my skull while I was awake.

With my face hidden away under a little tent of blue gauze, one of the ways I tried to distract myself was to disassociate myself from the reality of what was happening. Rather than let myself imagine the bloody scene that was being played out only a few centimetres away from my eyes and brain, I tried to pretend something else was happening. The effect the anaesthetic had was to make the whole side of my head feel like a slab of stone had been laid on top of it, so I jut imagined the doctor carving out a relief into that piece of stone rather than my head.

All sorts of characters appeared on the pillow to my right (the way I was facing) acting out slapstick routines - Laurel and Hardy, Buster Keaton, Donald Duck, Mickey and Minnie Mouse (having a punch up), Elmer Fudd and Buggs Bunny, whole troops of elephants, giraffes and zebras rushing across African plains, marching bands, and even Kylie Minogue as the fairy she played in Moulin Rouge.

But in reality, they couldn't totally distract me from the absolute racket going on inside my head at times. At one point I thought I felt pain, but when I asked the doctor it turned out he was just firing an electric pulse into my head and it was making a muscle twitch. After that I just gave up on trying to imagine anything or distinguish between the different sensations, and at some point when they started to fiddle with the deepest part of the ear, it made me so disoriented and dizzy that I was grateful for losing my bearings.

A week later, I still have the packing in my ear, which makes me pretty deaf. That either comes out on Friday (together with the stitches) or in a couple of weeks, I'm not sure. Hearing takes a month or two to get back to normal. I have to have a CAT scan in a few months to check that there have been no complications. It will take six to twelve months for the nerves in my upper ear and around to regrow and for sensation to come back (at the moment it feels like senseless rubber). As the swelling inside the ear gradually goes down, by contrast it hurts more - the packing sponge inside expands and sends sharp shooting pains into my ear and neck once in a while. My ear is still ringing too, and I hope that stops soon.

I'm not making out that I've had heart surgery or a brain operation or anything truly debilitating - in fact I'm truly amazed that something that invasive can be done to my body and yet I can return to an almost entirely normal life again from the following day. My respect for doctors and nurses, who are so easy to take for granted, could not be higher. On the one hand this has been much less of an ordeal than I expected and asides from writing this post, I don't dwell on what it was like on the operating table. But on the other hand it has been a bit of an ordeal: it's the old case of not appreciating what you have until you lose it. With all these bandages wrapped around my head and ears after the operation, I wasn't even able to wear my glasses, reminding me of how blind I am as well - losing the better part of two senses in one go was a bit of a wake up call.

I don't mean that in a self-absorbed way. It struck me really hard afterwards that I had just received some of the best medical care this world has to offer, and yet 98-99% of everybody else on the planet doesn't have access to that. Maybe it's a mild form of survivor's guilt.

So, take care of yourselves.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Nikko



This weekend Emily and I went to Nikko, about two and a half hours North-East of Tokyo, where there are the most lavish shrines and temples in Japan. Despite it being a bank holiday, the most popular main shrine in the complex was not so crowded, and the shrines and temples off to the sides, which were in some ways much nicer places, were even pretty empty. The rest of Nikko was empty and we walked a lot through remarkably unspoiled countryside.

Although it's the middle of February and Nikko is at an altitude of about 550 metres, there was only a tiny residue of snow in one of the temples and in general it really wasn't cold. On Sunday we took the bus up to Chuzenji Lake, at around 1400 metres, which I couldn't help but think of as only one third of the way to Tibet, and my sweet baby Jesus was it cold! Icy wind with proper snow, yeeesh.

Luckily the Kegon Falls were slightly more sheltered from the wind, and by the time we got back down to Nikko it felt a lot warmer. The whole trip was a fantastic getaway from Tokyo, and while I have already been making a point of getting out and exploring the suburbs of Tokyo every weekend for the last month, now I really see the value in getting out of the city altogether. The landscape changes completely, you breathe fresh air and even if you walk yourself to exhaustion you come back into Tokyo feeling totally recharged.

I put up a Nikko photoset on Flickr.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Unholy Trinity

Strangely, my deceased laptop seems to have come back to life. I can't tell whether it was just sulking, hibernating, or if this is a full scale miracle and I should be contacting the Pope.

On the down side though, as predicted, my three year old iPod's battery is close to death. I frankly might as well use it as a home-bound music store and buy one of the smaller ones for my daily music needs (not that I'd be able to use it for a while anyway, since I'm having a my ear sawn off in two weeks.)

In the meantime, I'm giving you this (disfunctional) family photo taken the other day.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

It's an ego, Spock, and not like any we've seen before.

What a shitty week. You know it's been crap when buying a hoover and do a big clean up of your apartment on a Saturday night feels like the most fulfilling thing you've done.

I wish I had the energy to make light of the stupid bitch of an artist I've had to work with this week, with her grandiose and completely untenable theories about the differences between how Asians and Westerners understand and interpret paintings... but I'm too tired and I just want to go to bed.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Love is in the Ear...

So, how will you be spending your Valentine's Day this year, Mr Moshi Moshi?

Having my ear operated on. Maybe I'll be lucky and the doctor will graft over my eardrum in the shape of a little heart.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Leather Bother

I have been delighted on my return to Tokyo to find that the sales are not over yet. Fearing that I would be picking over the remains of the clothes rejected by the rest of Tokyo's fashion-conscious inhabitants, I have in fact been able to score a number of hits.

One ongoing saga that my friends in Tokyo have been watching unfold was my relentless quest for a jacket.

What I wanted:
-A leather or sheepskin jacket that is warm but not necessarily as warm as my ski jacket, and not exorbitantly expensive.

What I found during my search:
-Nothing but exorbitantly expensive, paper-thin leather jackets.

Now there was no doubt that these leather jackets were works of art, and probably worth the amount that was being charged for them, but there's something disheartening about discovering that the average price of a leather jacket in Tokyo is around 400 pounds. The average price. Seriously, the leather is beautifully soft and all, but we're not talking about Armani or Prada here, so how can they charge that much?? Do the Japanese stroke their cows to death?

To cut a long story short, I worked my way through two jackets before getting to what I wanted.

While back in England, I went to Camden Market, where by the end of the day I must have seen about 500 new and second hand leather jackets. Out of all of those, I only tried on about three because all the others looked so fucking sorry that I didn't even want to take them off the rack. Finally, I found pretty much exactly what I wanted for 100 quid, new -- found at the very end of the day: the last jacket on the on the last rack of the last shop I went into, telling myself that I'll give up if I didn't find anything in there.

Back in Tokyo, I managed the seemingly impossible last weekend, when by chance I found a second hand sheepskin jacket that is exactly what I want for 50 quid! Couldn't believe it, since in Japan second hand shops are pretty few and far between to begin with, and when you do find them, they tend to be more along the lines of "expensive vintage", and given its good condition they could easily have charged 100 for it. Score!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

After


The living space is about 50% bigger than my previous room.


Nicer floor, higher ceiling, bigger window.


A photo taken in the spirit of a Japanese interior design magazine.


Lots of closet and cupboard space built into the wall removes all clutter and makes the place feel even bigger.


Kitchen area is small but does the job

Before

I said I would post some pictures illustrating the before and after of my living situation. So here are the "before" pictures.

Now these pictures, taken soon after I moved in, show the flat looking something like immaculate, compared to the state I was complaining about so vehemently in the months before I moved out.

What you're looking at is relatively neat and tidy period that prevailed for about three months before my flatmate introduced the the hamsters, his girlfriend and other assorted piles of crap that filled up a further 30% of the living room.


My room: the culmination of 25 years of learning how to arrange the most number of things in the least amount of space (I had a small room throughout my childhood). The major challenge here was the total lack of closet cupboards (bar my flatmate giving me some of the space in his, next door). Hence the love affair with Muji storage began.


Now that I have a closet I can actually have my clothes out of sight and not hanging all over the place.


Clutterkitchen. Imagine this clutter extending to the rest of the room in the picture below and you'll get something like an image of the bric-a-brac shop I was living in in late 2006.




The miserable fish. Not long thereafter they were sidelined in favour of tall, conspicuous, rusty cages full of noisy hamsters.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Just came back from a really good two weeks in England. I realise that for some of you reading this, this may be the first you've heard of it... argh! I'm truly sorry - somehow I didn't get to see all the people I wanted to see. It's nothing personal. Anyway, come to Japan :-)

My Flickr photo account is still generally doing more trade than this page, but I will try to write more regularly this year.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Photoblog on Flickr

My Flikrd friends have been insinuating for months that I'm a lesser human being for not having a Flickr account. Chris, aggressive bully that he is, finally grabbed my head and smacked it repeatedly against a wall until I agreed to open a Flickr account. The only reason it's taken so long to open it since I last mentioned it was coming on 25th October is that I've been recuperating from my severe head wounds in hospital for the last few weeks.

Also, for my friends who are as technologically reluctant as me but like to read lots of different blogs, I recommend opening a free account on bloglines and using RSS feeds to keep track of when people have updated without having to visit all their sites one by one.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I'm a Muji Whore!

I've found to my dismay that I'm on the verge of attaining critical mass on ownership of Muji products. Any more and my room will become an unofficial branch of the store.

It hit me when I hung up the curtains that I bought. I went for the brown ones in a bit of a rush because they were the darkest and promised to blot out all light. But once they were up, I realized it was this huge expanse of heavy brown on the wall that lessens the sense of space in the room. However, what freaked me out was the sudden set of brown correspondences that reverberated around the room. My brown curtains now matched my brown duvet cover, my brown floor cushion and my brown towel, all from Muji, plus the four or so items of brown clothing that I have. Argh, all along I had a subconscious fetish for brown cloth - Muji or otherwise - and I didn't realize! Holy Muji bathsponge on a stick, I've become Mr Muji Muji!

My Muji inventory now looks like this:

1 Muji desk
1 Muji desk chair
1 Muji pen holder
1 Muji duvet
1 Muji duvet cover (brown)
1 Muji cushion (brown)
1 Muji curtains (exchanged the brown ones for light grey ones)
2 Muji bins (one for living room use, one for kitchen)
1 Muji iron
1 Muji ironing board
1 Muji bathtowel (brown)
1 Muji floorsweeper
9 Muji translucent plastic storage boxes (4 for desk, 5 in cupboard)
1 Muji collapsable translucent plastic box for laundry
1 Muji shelving set

It doesn't look as bad as it sounds... the shelving system is in the cupboard, as are half of the storage boxes. I do plan to buy the Muji washing machine + metal shelf set to go over it, but only because it's the only nice looking washing machine I can find in Tokyo and I will immediately wash the black, non-Muji duvet cover I was using as a makeshift curtain in my last flat and use that instead of the brown Muji duvet cover on my bed.

I guess I was aware I was buying a lot of Muji stuff when I arrived in Tokyo last year, but as everything was exposed in my previous room, the colour of all my books and DVDs and stuff outshone the muted Muji tones everywhere else. Even a lot of the things I haven't bought from Muji, like my lamps and coffee tables (and, ahem, my MacBook Pro), are essentially Muji style. In the new room, a lot of that colour is now hidden away in the cupboard, which itself has a Muji-ish air to it.

I don't think I've made a mistake though. Muji is a great way of getting cheap, well made goods that have a basic level of good design to them. Muji has a very restricted aesthetic to it, so I think the way forward is to use it as a soft base on which to put more striking objects that are brightly coloured or patterned. Putting some brighly coloured, differently shaped cushions on the floor, a colourful bathmat and towels and a striking desklamp will make my room much more interesting. Considering the beige capsule that is my bathroom, that are in particular desperately needs some colour. I'm also making a point of buying completely unmatching crockery and placemats and as well as putting out some of the unusual souvenirs that I brought back from Tibet, the whole apartment will look better once I have some photos on the walls.

At some point later, I'll post 'before and after' pics of my new room.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Neo Tokyo

I love my new apartment and the area it's in so much.

The move went very smoothly and quickly. The multi-shapeable scaffolding-like Muji shelving system that I had previously shaped into a sideboard in my last place is now a set of shelves inside the huge cupboards. Having moved most of my stuff into these cupboards, I just spent ages on my sofa, tripping out on how much space there is compared to the last place.

The bathroom is one of those prefab capsules that is only just big enough for one person. And my, my the things one person can do in there. You can have a bath and wash your hands in the sink at the same time, piss all over the walls and it will all wash away, you could even shower while you're taking a shit. Japan is the master of miniaturization and efficiency.

The neighbourhood is amazing. It's an intriguing mix of old and new buildings, and either way the architecture is really diverse and beautiful. Walking home at night, I'm going down all these quiet little residential streets and in the near distance the Shinjuku skyscrapers rise up over everything (including the striking Park Hyatt Hotel from Lost in Translation), lit up against the night sky. It's pure Tokyo.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Monday, October 23, 2006

Liberation!

I'm very happy to say that in three days I will finally be moving into my own apartment. After coming back from Tibet as serene as the Buddha himself, my housemate did a couple of things that made my stress levels hit Defcon 5 and I realised our co-living situation was completely unsustainable. It's dawned on me that I'm so busy all the time and I'm constantly surrounded by people all day, so my personal space has become more important than ever. In any case, I will be here for several years to come, so it makes sense to move into my own place now.

For those of you who know Tokyo, I'm moving to Yoyogi, eight minutes walk from JR Yoyogi Station and 15 minutes walk from Shinjuku Station. For those of you who don't know Tokyo, this means I live slap bang in the centre of Tokyo!! Well, you can argue that Tokyo either doesn't have a centre, or that it has lots of centres, but to me the arc encompassing Shinjuku/Yoyogi/Harajuku/Shibuya is the centre of Tokyo. It's the perfect location for me: it's within walking distance of Shinjuku and Yoyogi Park; easy cycling distance of so many places like Harajuku, Shibuya and Shimokitazawa; the nearby train station has the two lines that I use the most and it's cuts my commute to the various places I got to work and study by fifteen minutes.


(The crazy thing about this photo is that, while the area depicted is huge, it only represents at most a third of Tokyo.)

Moving apartment in Japan is an insanely expensive affair. My new rent is 400 pounds a month. You pay one month's rent in advance + one or two month's non-refundable deposit ("gratitude money") + one to two month's deposit refunded when you leave + one month's rent in estate agent fees + approximately half a month's rent in other shitty fees. So in my case I've had to pay about 2400 pounds upfront. Other people have it worse sometimes. (I'm not rich, by the way, this has involved a massive loan from my parents).

I don't know what the prices are like in London, but I imagine you would probably get more space for that kind of money, plus furniture/facilities, albeit probably in a slightly run down, noisy place. In Japan, rooms come completely bare and to most Westerners would seem very small. My rent will go from the current 350 pounds a month to 450 pounds a month, plus I have the extra expense of having to buy my own washing machine, fridge, microwave, hoover and crockery etc. But it will be my own uncluttered, hamsterless space and will feel way bigger as a result, and I will be considerably happier.

I've always grown up in smallish rooms so I know how to make the most of space. It looks like the place is dead quiet as it's in a residential dead end. What I love about the room is one whole wall consists of built-in cupboard space, so all my stuff that's been lying exposed in my current cupboard-less room can be hidden from view and I can keep my actual living space simple. And did I mention already that it'll be hamster free?!!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Tibetan Tip for Today

Do not attempt to machine wash Tibetan prayer flags: they come out as prayer rags.

Luckily it was the set I bought in San Francisco last year and not the ones from my trip last month.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Nam-tso lake

About four hours out of Lhasa is the world's highest salt water lake, Nam-tso at about 4,300 metres. The sense of space was vast, the air totally pure, the clouds clean and the water crystal clear.








Carved rocks lying around everywhere.


The tent encampment early the next day. The previous day, the central area had been full of hundreds of land cruisers that had brought day-trippers who don't stay at Nam-tso. It kind of had the air of a theme park, so it was great to have stayed overnight and have a quieter morning. The 4 person tent I stayed in is one of the brown ones in the bottom left of the picture.


The weather had changed completely and there was a storm coming in. The normally static prayer flags you see everywhere in Tibet were billowing in the wind like crazy.


The lake took on such an eerily beautiful colour that morning. The water didn't look like water.


The land didn't even look like land.




Tiny, tiny, insignificant people. This landscape will probably still be here long, long after the human race is gone.


Some park ranger I met.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Sera Monastery

Sera Monastery is on the northern edge of Lhasa and I went there twice. The first time was very calm and quiet, although I got to see the monks debating, making their dramatic claps whenever they make a point. The second time was for the Yoghurt Festival on the 23rd August, when the whole of Lhasa descends on the two main monasteries around the city.

















Sunday, September 10, 2006

Lhasa

In our first few days in Lhasa, Emily and I took it really easy so as not to aggravate the symptoms of altitude sickness that we were feeling. Everybody gets it in different ways, but in my case my muscles felt weaker and my head a bit light sometimes. Going up stairs was 30% more effort, and while walking around was mostly fine, talking continuously at the same time could get me out of breath. So that's what it's like to be an old age pensioner....


The Tibetan centre of the city is called the Barkhor, and it's made up of randomly connecting streets of Tibetan architecture, full of market stalls selling fruit, meat, yak produce, clothes, arts and crafts and tourist souvenirs. Outside of that area is mostly a Chinese city like any other, with its wide, straight boulevards and cheap clothes shops lining them all the way.


Backstreets of the Barkhor.


Every morning, when we left our hostel on the edge of the Barkhor, we would have to run this gauntlet of butchers selling slabs of yak meat. Yak produce is absolutely essential to Tibet: yak meat, yak butter, yak butter tea, yak cheese, the fur... and so on. Yak meat is okay, but it has a strong taste that I can't quite place, so I didn't really want to eat it. Not that you'd want to eat it anyway when it is sold in these conditions. At best, some meat-sellers would put out a stick of incense to ward off the flies. I guess the whole commerce depends on them selling the meat before the flies have time to lay eggs, and that you will cook it well enough to kill off any germs that may have built up on it. Yeesh.

But all that meaty grossness was made up for by watching Emily the vegetarian squirm and cover her mouth with a shawl every time we left the hostel. One night on our way back to the hostel we were even treated to the full, gutted carcass of a yak being thrown out on the pavement in front of us. She screamed, I laughed.


This is an ingenious invention and one that I saw all over Tibet: a contraption that focusses the sun's rays to boil your kettle. It even had a crank at the bottom so you could adjust the focus and switch it off if necessary.


The scary stairs leading up to our room at the hostel. They were perfectly well welded and structurally sound, but the metal of the step surface was itself pretty thin, so when you trod on it, it buckled a little and made a noise. For a week I trudged up and down those stairs, nervous and out of breath, but by the end of the trip I was bounding up and down them.


This was in the Summit Cafe... which may not be Starbucks by name but was certainly Starbucks by nature, and we would come here a lot to relax and read, and we also met some interesting travellers here. It's a toss-up as to what the cafe's best feature was: the immaculate, western style toilets which even had toilet paper or the world's best ice mocha, smooth and thick like a milkshake.


Apparently, the Tibetans love snooker (or pool, whatever). You'd see these pool tables everywhere in the backstreets and even out in the countryside, in the middle of nowhere, or on top of mountains.


This was the candle room (for want of a better term) at the Ramoche Temple. Boiling hot beyond belief, but so beautiful. The floor was incredibly slippery from candle wax.


The light coming in from the ceiling.


This was the adorable boy who I wanted to adopt. He was just radiated such an aura of kindness.


Walking up the mountain-like stairs of the Potala Palace. Some say this building is boxy and ugly, but I felt it had beautiful colour, texture and proportion and I really liked its gradated asymmetry.


One of the few places within the building that you could get away with taking a photo. Unfortunately the interior feels like little more than a museum; it has been stripped of monastic life and the prescribed route which tourists take runs anticlockwise around the building, in direct contravention of the Tibetan custom of walking clockwise around religious sites.


A view from the Potala over part of northern Lhasa, showing how unexpectedly big the city is. And this is only a small part - I wasn't ever able to get a panoramic view of Lhasa.


On the way out, I saw these Tibetan workers laying new plaster on part of the walls. Builders in Tibet always sing while they are doing their work and it gave a little touch of humanity to an otherwise beautiful but spiritually empty visit.


Starting around the 23rd September was the Yoghurt Festival in Lhasa, which I will mention a little more about another time. There was some Tibetan dance taking place in the "People's Square" built opposite the Potala (after having razed Tibetan homes). The crowd wanted to watch up close, but the Chinese guards kept pushing us back and back and back. They weren't brutal or anything, but it was just such a frustrating display of authority.


Tibet is thronging with pilgrims, constantly murmuring prayers, counting rosary beads, swinging these lollipop-like prayer wheels in their hands, walking clockwise around religious sites and most moving of all, prostrating themselves in front of temples and monasteries. I have never been somewhere where the people are so devout.


The prostration in this picture and the one above is taking place in front of the Jokhang Monastery in the centre of the Barkhor, the most sacred place in Tibet. Inside, it was a remarkable contrast to the Potala - monks were chanting, pilgrims were lining up to pray to the statue of the Buddha and so on; it felt alive.


The gorgeous roof of the Jokhang.


Looking down from the roof of the Jokhang onto Barkhor Square at dusk.