Hold your horses Mr Geldof! No need to go around rallying pop stars in the name of saving Africa, my mum has got a better idea! No really, it's great - you'll kick yourself for not having thought of it before!
"What someone should do is empty Africa of all the Africans, make them go somewhere, and then all the European plumbers and carpenters could go in and fix the place, build new towns and cities and make it work and then all the Africans could come back and everything would be fine."
"Where exactly would you send them?"
"Oh, I don't know. Somewhere."
Israel, anybody? Now that would set the cat among the pigeons.
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Our mothers should meet up and exchange ideas. Here's my mother's solution to tornados:
"I don't know why they don't just bring the army in to shoot the tornado with a big cannon, because that would break the vacuum and stop it moving."
I think if our mums got together they'd come up with something about throwing all the Africans at the tornado so as to break the vacuum. "Surely it must work, there are more than enough Africans to fill a tornado!"
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