Ick.

Tom and Emily have both got conferences they have to go to in Tokyo, so they've been staying here this week.

Last year, Tom recommended me a deodorant called Uno, which you can buy in any Lawson convenience store here. Apparently it works better than any he's used before, so I was all keen to try it. So I found it, and sure enough it said "Super Hard Spray" on the can, so thinking this must be the shit, I bought it. And indeed, it was different: it felt like a kind of watered down glue and I had to hold my arms up until it dried for a minute before getting dressed. After the first couple of times I didn't smell at all, so I thought it must be doing the trick. But then at the end of one day I smelt really bad, so I was kind of pissed off that even this super deodorant wasn't doing the trick for me.

While Tom was staying here over the weekend, he pick up the can, noticing it's a different colour from the one he had. He takes a closer look at the back and sees that in fact, of the Uno range, I had managed to pick out the hairspray and not the deodorant.