Monday, March 13, 2006

Mamma Mia!

Just when I have forgotten that my mother once said the stupidest thing ever (see Hurricane Bin-Laden post, she comes up with the most infuriating thing ever. Tomorrow I have to show the daughter of the gallery director around London and so over dinner I was discussing with my parents where I should take her. After having suggested that I could take a taxi if it was too cold to walk across Westminster Bridge (in itself a ridiculous thing to come up with), my mother turns to my dad and says "but what if he doesn't know where to tell the taxi driver to go?"

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Sometimes I can only find solace in the things Cartman says.

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