Monday, November 07, 2005
High!
He's gone! I can't believe it! The bastard was still asleep three hours after he said he was going to go so I gave him a rude awakening by doing the washing up as noisily as possible. I told him I was going out for an hour and a half and he had better be gone when I was back. He was still there when I got back of course, but he left about twenty minutes later, apologised again and had actually cleaned up after himself! He even took the Vitamin C showerhead with him! I was so happy I danced a little jig on the spot where he's been slobbing out all day every day for the past two weeks. The flat is mine at last!
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Yeah, just like my gigolo squatter. A way to make $800 in a month: just unzip and put it in and pop your seed in any place available. Or have I misread?
And I'm sure if I come to miss the Vitamin C content to my daily shower then I can strap a bag of satsumas to the current showerhead. Seriously, I think I have Vitamin C crystals forming on my shower flip flops.
It was a bit scary last night, though. I put the door on the chain because the guy still has the key (he said he'd only give it back to Kogo - I didn't understand the reason). I kept hearing bangs in the night and thought it was him trying to get back in.
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